Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

Render any politician down and there's enough fat to fry an egg.

In the human race today, you came last.

I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)

In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.

We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.