Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.

Only on the third class tourist class passengers' deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.

A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush

Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.

I told you I was sick.

I'm a hero wid coward's legs, I'm a hero from the waist up.

Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.