Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!

Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee. What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B?

I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.

I'm a hero with coward's legs.

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.