Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.

Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

The most difficult book I have ever read was a manual on the use of iron bangles by A.J. Thompson.

Archduke Franz Ferdinand Found Alive! First World War a Mistake!

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

On the Ning Nang Nong Where the Cows go Bong! And the Monkeys all say Boo! Theres a Nang Nong Ning Where the trees go Ping! And the tea pots Jibber Jabber Joo On the Nong Ning Nang All the Mice go Clang! And you just cant catch em when they do! So its Ning Nang Nong! Cows go Bong! Nong Nang Ning! Trees go Ping! Nong Ning Nang! The mice go Clang! What a noisy place to belong,Is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!