Education isn't everything, for a start it isn't an elephant
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
Render any politician down and there's enough fat to fry an egg.
General: Where are you from? Spike: London. General: Which part? Spike: ... Well, all of me.
In the human race today, you came last.
Archduke Franz Ferdinand Found Alive! First World War a Mistake!