And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
One day the "Don't Knows" will get in and then where will we be?
We haven't got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.