How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.
Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee. What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B?
Education isn't everything, for a start it isn't an elephant
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.