If you kill me, I promise you - you will never take me alive.

Only on the third class tourist class passengers' deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.

If you kill me, I promise you - you will never take me alive.

Render any politician down and there's enough fat to fry an egg.

The most difficult book I have ever read was a manual on the use of iron bangles by A.J. Thompson.

Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.