Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
Render any politician down and there's enough fat to fry an egg.
Archduke Franz Ferdinand Found Alive! First World War a Mistake!
There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
If I don't eat soon, I'll die of hunger; and if I die, I won't eat soon.