I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
Listen, someone's screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently
Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush