Archduke Franz Ferdinand Found Alive! First World War a Mistake!
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
Listen, someone's screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.