We don't have anything planned, so nothing can go wrong.

For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.

I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)

A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush

This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it's meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in

I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.

In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.