I told you I was sick.
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
Education isn't everything, for a start it isn't an elephant
Archduke Franz Ferdinand Found Alive! First World War a Mistake!
Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.