Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
I'm a hero with coward's legs.
Education isn't everything, for a start it isn't an elephant
We haven't got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.