You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.

A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush

Archduke Franz Ferdinand Found Alive! First World War a Mistake!

Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.

In the human race today, you came last.

It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse