Its all in the mind, you know.

I'm a hero with coward's legs.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.

My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!

In the human race today, you came last.

For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.

Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.