I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.
One day the "Don't Knows" will get in and then where will we be?
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
In the human race today, you came last.
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.