I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)

Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light

Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.

Education isn't everything, for a start it isn't an elephant

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.