I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)

One day the "Don't Knows" will get in and then where will we be?

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.

I'm a hero wid coward's legs, I'm a hero from the waist up.

I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.

Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.

Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee. What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B?