I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)

My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.

I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.

There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.

Its all in the mind, you know.

I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)