I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)

Listen, someone's screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently

Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.

We don't have anything planned, so nothing can go wrong.

In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.

Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.

If I don't eat soon, I'll die of hunger; and if I die, I won't eat soon.