Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
If you kill me, I promise you - you will never take me alive.
If I don't eat soon, I'll die of hunger; and if I die, I won't eat soon.
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?