How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.
Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.