General: Where are you from? Spike: London. General: Which part? Spike: ... Well, all of me.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

I'm a hero with coward's legs.

Archduke Franz Ferdinand Found Alive! First World War a Mistake!

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.

Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?

I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.