Listen, someone's screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently
The most difficult book I have ever read was a manual on the use of iron bangles by A.J. Thompson.
I'm a hero wid coward's legs, I'm a hero from the waist up.
I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
I'm Irish. We think sideways
I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.