Archduke Franz Ferdinand Found Alive! First World War a Mistake!

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.

Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

I'm Irish. We think sideways

A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.