Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse
For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.