My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
Education isn't everything, for a start it isn't an elephant
I'm a hero wid coward's legs, I'm a hero from the waist up.
If you kill me, I promise you - you will never take me alive.
Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush