Archduke Franz Ferdinand Found Alive! First World War a Mistake!

We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.

Its all in the mind, you know.

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee. What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B?

For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.