My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
If you kill me, I promise you - you will never take me alive.
Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.