For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.

We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.

I'm Irish. We think sideways

I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.

For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.

The most difficult book I have ever read was a manual on the use of iron bangles by A.J. Thompson.

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.