For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.

My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!

Archduke Franz Ferdinand Found Alive! First World War a Mistake!