For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.

Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light

Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.

Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.

General: Where are you from? Spike: London. General: Which part? Spike: ... Well, all of me.

Archduke Franz Ferdinand Found Alive! First World War a Mistake!

I'm a hero with coward's legs.