I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.

Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.

I'm Irish. We think sideways

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.

If you kill me, I promise you - you will never take me alive.

A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush