My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.

I'm Irish. We think sideways

I'm a hero wid coward's legs, I'm a hero from the waist up.

Listen, someone's screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently

In the human race today, you came last.

We don't have anything planned, so nothing can go wrong.

Archduke Franz Ferdinand Found Alive! First World War a Mistake!