I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.
We don't have anything planned, so nothing can go wrong.
Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee. What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B?