My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.

If I don't eat soon, I'll die of hunger; and if I die, I won't eat soon.

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

We haven't got a plan so nothing can go wrong!

We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.

I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.