Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.

My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!

This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it's meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

We don't have anything planned, so nothing can go wrong.