I'm Irish. We think sideways
Its all in the mind, you know.
There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
Archduke Franz Ferdinand Found Alive! First World War a Mistake!
General: Where are you from? Spike: London. General: Which part? Spike: ... Well, all of me.