Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.

One day the "Don't Knows" will get in and then where will we be?

Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.

This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it's meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in

I have got so low that I have asked to be hospitalized and for deep narcosis (sleep). I cannot stand being awake. The pain is too much... Something has happened to me, this vital spark has stopped burning - I go to a dinner table now and I don't say a word, just sit there like a dodo. Normally I am the centre of attention, keeps the conversation going, - so that is depressing in itself. It's like another person taking over, very strange. The most important thing I say is 'good evening' and then I go quiet.