Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

General: Where are you from? Spike: London. General: Which part? Spike: ... Well, all of me.

We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.