All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

The most difficult book I have ever read was a manual on the use of iron bangles by A.J. Thompson.

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.

If you kill me, I promise you - you will never take me alive.

There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.

My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.