If I don't eat soon, I'll die of hunger; and if I die, I won't eat soon.
There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
I'm Irish. We think sideways
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.