Render any politician down and there's enough fat to fry an egg.

Render any politician down and there's enough fat to fry an egg.

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.

One day the "Don't Knows" will get in and then where will we be?

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.

Only on the third class tourist class passengers' deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.