Render any politician down and there's enough fat to fry an egg.

My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.

Listen, someone's screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently

Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.

Render any politician down and there's enough fat to fry an egg.

Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.

Archduke Franz Ferdinand Found Alive! First World War a Mistake!