Render any politician down and there's enough fat to fry an egg.

We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.

Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.

My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.