There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
In the human race today, you came last.
Archduke Franz Ferdinand Found Alive! First World War a Mistake!
If I don't eat soon, I'll die of hunger; and if I die, I won't eat soon.