Its all in the mind, you know.
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
I'm Irish. We think sideways
I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.