How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
Education isn't everything, for a start it isn't an elephant
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.