One day the "Don't Knows" will get in and then where will we be?

It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t

I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)

I'm Irish. We think sideways

Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.