One day the "Don't Knows" will get in and then where will we be?

I'm a hero wid coward's legs, I'm a hero from the waist up.

Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.

For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.

Only on the third class tourist class passengers' deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.