I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.

My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.

We don't have anything planned, so nothing can go wrong.

I'm a hero with coward's legs.

I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.

My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!