I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.

I'm a hero wid coward's legs, I'm a hero from the waist up.

For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.

Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.

In the human race today, you came last.

I'm a hero with coward's legs.

Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.