If you kill me, I promise you - you will never take me alive.
In the human race today, you came last.
General: Where are you from? Spike: London. General: Which part? Spike: ... Well, all of me.
I'm a hero with coward's legs.
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.