Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.
Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.
If I don't eat soon, I'll die of hunger; and if I die, I won't eat soon.
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Only on the third class tourist class passengers' deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.