Archduke Franz Ferdinand Found Alive! First World War a Mistake!
Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee. What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B?
Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.