How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
If you kill me, I promise you - you will never take me alive.
Render any politician down and there's enough fat to fry an egg.
Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.