In the human race today, you came last.

General: Where are you from? Spike: London. General: Which part? Spike: ... Well, all of me.

We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.

A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush

For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.

Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.

I have got so low that I have asked to be hospitalized and for deep narcosis (sleep). I cannot stand being awake. The pain is too much... Something has happened to me, this vital spark has stopped burning - I go to a dinner table now and I don't say a word, just sit there like a dodo. Normally I am the centre of attention, keeps the conversation going, - so that is depressing in itself. It's like another person taking over, very strange. The most important thing I say is 'good evening' and then I go quiet.