Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.

Its all in the mind, you know.

There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.

Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.

Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee. What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B?

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.