Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.

My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.

Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.

It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t

A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush

I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.

My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.