Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
I can speak Esperanto like a native.
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.