Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
The most difficult book I have ever read was a manual on the use of iron bangles by A.J. Thompson.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
I'm Irish. We think sideways
In the human race today, you came last.