Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.

I told you I was sick.

My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!

I'm a hero wid coward's legs, I'm a hero from the waist up.

General: Where are you from? Spike: London. General: Which part? Spike: ... Well, all of me.

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.