Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.

My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.

I'm a hero wid coward's legs, I'm a hero from the waist up.

Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?

I'm a hero with coward's legs.