For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.
Listen, someone's screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently
Archduke Franz Ferdinand Found Alive! First World War a Mistake!
Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
Its all in the mind, you know.