Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
If I don't eat soon, I'll die of hunger; and if I die, I won't eat soon.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.