This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it's meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in

If I don't eat soon, I'll die of hunger; and if I die, I won't eat soon.

I'm Irish. We think sideways

Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee. What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B?

My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

Render any politician down and there's enough fat to fry an egg.