This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it's meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in

Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.

For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.

If I don't eat soon, I'll die of hunger; and if I die, I won't eat soon.

My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!

Education isn't everything, for a start it isn't an elephant

Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.