Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse
Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
One day the "Don't Knows" will get in and then where will we be?