I'm Irish. We think sideways

Archduke Franz Ferdinand Found Alive! First World War a Mistake!

Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.

Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee. What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B?

I'm Irish. We think sideways