I'm Irish. We think sideways

I'm a hero wid coward's legs, I'm a hero from the waist up.

Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.

Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse

Its all in the mind, you know.

We don't have anything planned, so nothing can go wrong.