In the human race today, you came last.
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
Render any politician down and there's enough fat to fry an egg.
Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.