Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee. What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B?
A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
I'm Irish. We think sideways
Archduke Franz Ferdinand Found Alive! First World War a Mistake!