The English are terribly lazy about fighting. They like to get it over and done with and then set up a game of cricket.
Stephen LeacockI detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.
Stephen LeacockAdvertising: the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
Stephen LeacockNow, the essence, the very spirit of Christmas is that we first make believe a thing is so, and lo, it presently turns out to be so.
Stephen Leacock