Hockey captures the essence of Canadian experience in the New World. In a land so inescapably and inhospitably cold, hockey is the chance of life, and an affirmation that despite the deathly chill of winter we are alive.
Stephen LeacockThere is an old motto that runs, "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again." This is nonsense. It ought to read, "If at first you don't succeed, quit, quit at once."
Stephen LeacockAdvertising: the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
Stephen LeacockAbout the only good thing you can say about old age is, it's better than being dead!
Stephen Leacock