The classics are only primitive literature. They belong to the same class as primitive machinery and primitive music and primitive medicine.
Stephen LeacockAbout the only good thing you can say about old age is, it's better than being dead!
Stephen LeacockWhat we call creative work, ought not to be called work at all, because it isn't. I imagine that Thomas Edison never did a day's work in his last fifty years.
Stephen LeacockHe flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his horse and rode madly off in all directions.
Stephen Leacock