Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

I didn't tell any of my friends that I wanted to be a comedian, because I was superstitious. I thought if I told people, it wouldn't happen. So I kept it all in my head for years and years.

Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.

Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?

My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year.

I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit .