Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

They say we're 98% water. We're that close to drowning. I like to live on the edge.

Snakes have no arms. That's why they don't wear vests.

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?