The other day I went to a tourist information booth and asked, 'Tell me about some of the people who were here last year.
I haven't changed at all. I'm the same as when I was 11.
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?
You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment and nobody else shows up and you think maybe that's part of the experiment? I'm like that all the time.