Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as '4's'?
I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension.
I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.