Snakes have no arms. That's why they don't wear vests.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

My father was a small claims court jester.

What do batteries run on?

I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, 'What for?' I said, 'I'm going to buy some sugar.'

The sky already fell. Now what?

I had amnesia once or twice.