I need one of those baby monitors from my subconscious to my consciousness so I can know what the hell I'm really thinking about.
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.
Why are they called a-part-ments, when they're all stuck together?