Snakes have no arms. That's why they don't wear vests.

I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.

I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out.

I went to San Francisco. I found someone’s heart.

A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, 'Wish you were here.

You know, the New Testament is pretty old. I think they should call them the Old Testament and the Most Recent Testament.

If its tourist season, why cant we shoot them