I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect.
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
I just have a relationship with my imagination. It's like my friend, almost.
My girlfriend's weird. One day she asked me, 'If you could know how and when you were going to die, would you want to know?' I said, 'No.' She said, 'Okay, forget it.
Whose cruel idea was it for the word โlispโ to have an โsโ in it?
Everything is within walking distance, as long as you have time.