The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.

Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?

Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?

I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.

If its tourist season, why cant we shoot them

Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.