When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street.
Imagine how weird phones would look if your mouth was nowhere near your ears.
I hate it when my leg falls asleep. I know that means it's going to be up all night.
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.