Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
I haven't changed at all. I'm the same as when I was 11.
I bought an ant farm. I don't know where I am going to get a tractor that small!
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
My socks DO match. They're the same thickness.
I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it.