Do you have any toy train schedules?
I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back.
I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter.
It's very interesting, the joke comes first and then the wording comes within five seconds, maybe ten seconds. My thing is to get the joke across in as few words as possible. However, sometimes a word that's not really needed does help the rhythm of it. It's a gut feeling.
One day a guy tried to rob me on the street, and I had no money. So I charged him.
You know, the New Testament is pretty old. I think they should call them the Old Testament and the Most Recent Testament.