Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer?
Doing stand-up is like running across a frozen pond with the ice breaking behind you. I love it because it's dangerous.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add.
They say you're not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven. They're right.
Winny would spend all of his time practicing limbo. He got pretty good. He could go under a rug.