Because I don't believe everything I read.
Half the people you know are below average.
People may think I'm trying something new by telling stories, but they're just jokes connected to give the illusion of stories. But really, I just continue using my imagination and creating. That's what I do.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out.
I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension.