For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
I'm a peripheral visionary.
The sign said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les.
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
When I was five years old I was on a merry go round. There was a gunshot nearby. The horses stampeded. There I was running down the street on a purple wooden horse.