Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?

Do the people in Australia call the rest of the world 'Up Over'?

When I was 16... I worked in a pet store. And they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them.

My socks DO match. They're the same thickness.

I'm used to seeing it, but it's weird having an Academy Award. You usually only see one of them on the TV show when they give them out, so it's kind of surreal to have one in your house.

When I was a kid I had a friend who worked in a radio station. Whenever we walked under a bridge, you couldn't hear what he said.

Winny would spend all of his time practicing limbo. He got pretty good. He could go under a rug.