The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys. I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while. I was speeding, and a cop pulled me over. He asked where I lived. I said, "Right here, officer."
Steven WrightI took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done.
Steven Wright