A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
I’m a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I’ll forget.
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one – it wasn’t doing what I was doing.
I used to be a narrator for bad mimes.