Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?

Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.

I paint; I draw and paint - I've been doing that since I was in third grade, drawing realistically and then changing to abstract art. That was my first creative thing before guitar or comedy.

I was watching the Superbowl with my 92 year old grandfather. The team scored a touchdown. They showed the instant replay. He thought they scored another one. I was gonna tell him, but I figured the game HE was watching was better.

I feel very lucky to make a living from my imagination; I'm very grateful for that. I like that what I do is create. I'm feeling very lucky to have had the career I had. It's gone much longer and bigger than I ever thought it would be.

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "What for?"

I went to San Francisco. I found someone’s heart.