Do the people in Australia call the rest of the world 'Up Over'?

I recently went to the hardware store and I bought some used paint... it was in a shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. So I had to buy them again.

When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

I finally got around to reading the dictionary. Turns out the Zebra did it.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out.