Do the people in Australia call the rest of the world 'Up Over'?

In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.

Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door?

They say we're 98% water. We're that close to drowning. I like to live on the edge.

I love eating chocolate cake and ice cream after a show. I almost justify it in my mind as, 'You were a good boy onstage and you did your show, so now you can have some cake and ice cream.'

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?