Do the people in Australia call the rest of the world 'Up Over'?

My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them.

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house.

I thought I would be a guy on the radio.

What do batteries run on?

It's like the Wild West, the Internet. There are no rules.