When I was a kid I had a friend who worked in a radio station. Whenever we walked under a bridge, you couldn't hear what he said.

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.'

The sun got confused about daylight savings time. It rose twice. Everything had two shadows.

I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus.

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year.

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.