Winny would spend all of his time practicing limbo. He got pretty good. He could go under a rug.

In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.

When I was ten, my pa told me never to talk to strangers. We haven't spoken since.

How can there be self-help groups?

Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?

I worked in a health food store once. A guy asked me, 'If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

You know what scares me? When you have to be nice to some paranoid schizophrenic, just because she lives in your head.