Winny would spend all of his time practicing limbo. He got pretty good. He could go under a rug.

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet.

Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?

I was always making my friends laugh but I never wanted the attention of the whole classroom.

To me, comedy is just twisting reality. It's commenting or observing or twisting life.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.