When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy train schedules?
My secret to staying young... Having no sense of time.
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar.
It's very interesting, the joke comes first and then the wording comes within five seconds, maybe ten seconds. My thing is to get the joke across in as few words as possible. However, sometimes a word that's not really needed does help the rhythm of it. It's a gut feeling.
I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension.