Winny would spend all of his time practicing limbo. He got pretty good. He could go under a rug.

I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates".

All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats.

When I was 16... I worked in a pet store. And they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them.

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

Four years ago... no, it was yesterday.

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?