When I was 16... I worked in a pet store. And they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them.

Imagine how weird phones would look if your mouth was nowhere near your ears.

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the postmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

The speed of time is one second per second.

When I was 16... I worked in a pet store. And they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them.

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head.

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.