When I was 16... I worked in a pet store. And they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them.

I'm seeing the world partially through the eyes of a kid. Not all the time. There's no black and white to it. But sometimes I'm seeing it like I'm 4.

In a lot of ways, success is much harder than I thought it would be. I figured that you'd get here and then everything would be happily ever after. But, it's hard work, almost harder once you're successful because you've got to maintain it.

I saw a vegetarian wearing a furry coat. so I looked closer. it was made of grass.

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often, I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said 'cut it out'

You know what scares me? When you have to be nice to some paranoid schizophrenic, just because she lives in your head.