I'm used to seeing it, but it's weird having an Academy Award. You usually only see one of them on the TV show when they give them out, so it's kind of surreal to have one in your house.

I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me - and I didn't hear it.

What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open.

I thought I would be a guy on the radio.

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street.

In a lot of ways, success is much harder than I thought it would be. I figured that you'd get here and then everything would be happily ever after. But, it's hard work, almost harder once you're successful because you've got to maintain it.