George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk.
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, 'Wish you were here.