For a while I didn't have a car . . . I had a helicopter . . . no place to park it, so I just tied it to a lamp post and left it running. [slow glance upward]
Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Imagine Oshkosh straitjackets for little insane children.
Even snakes are afraid of snakes.
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I said, 'oh, that's OK, I'm not going that far.'