You know when you're sitting on a chair and you lean back so you're just on two legs and you lean too far so you almost fall over but at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time.
Steven WrightI was always making my friends laugh but I never wanted the attention of the whole classroom.
Steven WrightI didn't want to be selling insurance at 40, wondering what would it have been like to do stand-up.
Steven Wright