Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs.

Last night I fell asleep in a satellite dish. My dreams were broadcast all over the world.

Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

Last year we drove across the country...We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip... I don't remember what it was.

Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.