Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery's dead?
I'm so hyper. (said with a very dull voice>
I like to talk about lint and coasters, the expansion of the universe and maybe McDonald's. I'm completely turned off by the idea of politics.
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes.