It's like the Wild West, the Internet. There are no rules.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet?
I never even thought of myself as deadpan until someone wrote an article about me about a year after I was doing comedy. There was a paper called the 'Boston Phoenix,' and someone wrote a description of what I was doing and that's where I first saw 'deadpan.'
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.