Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

I washed mud off of mud.

I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit .

They say the universe is expanding. That should help with the traffic.

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

I hate it when my leg falls asleep. I know that means it's going to be up all night.

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.