Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone...when I came back the entire area was missing.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?
Because I don't believe everything I read.
I invented the cordless extension cord.
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?