I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading... and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time.
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
Black holes result from God dividing the universe by zero.
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.