My nephew has HDADHD. High Definition Attention Deficit Disorder. He can barely pay attention, but when he does it's unbelievably clear.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
If you are killing time, are you damaging eternity?
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
My house is made out of balsa wood, so when I want to scare the neighborhood kids I lift it over my head and tell them to get out of my yard or I'll throw it at them.