Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read.
My secret to staying young... Having no sense of time.
I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add.
When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy train schedules?
I saw a man with a wooden leg and a real foot.
I don't like the sound of my phone ringing so I put my phone inside my fish tank. I can't hear it, but every time I get a call I see the fish go like this <<<>>><<>><<<<. I go down to the pet store and said, "Give me another ten guppies, I got a lot of calls yesterday."