I took my dog for a walk... all the way from New York to Florida... I said to him "There now you're done."
The sky already fell. Now what?
I saw a want ad. "light housekeeping." They said "Here, change this bulb." I said "I'll need some friends."
My act is an exaggeration of a part of me. I'm much more expressive off stage.
I have a fax machine with "fax waiting".
My neighbor has a circular driveway... he can't get out.