When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, 'Well, what do you need?'
I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it.
The doctor says he has to amputate all of me.
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.