What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
I have a quantum car. Every time I look at the speedometer I get lost.
When I have a kid, I want to buy one of those strollers for twins. Then put the kid in and run around, looking frantic. When he gets older, I'd tell him he used to have a brother, but he didn't obey.
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
Yesterday, my eyeglass prescription ran out.