Sorry... my mind was wandering... one time it went all the way to Venus and ordered a meal I couldn’t pay for.
I invented the cordless extension cord.
Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, 'Well, what do you need?'