If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
My secret to staying young... Having no sense of time.
Sorry... my mind was wandering... one time it went all the way to Venus and ordered a meal I couldn’t pay for.
If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading... and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time.