I was born. When I was 23 I started telling jokes. Then I started going on television and doing films. That's still what I am doing. The end.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
I took a baby shower.
Four years ago... no, it was yesterday.
Like other kids wanted to become firemen or astronauts, I wanted to make people laugh.
I saw a small bottle of cologne and asked if it was for sale. She said, "It's free with purchase." I asked her if anyone bought anything toda